WOMAN SPEECH ENGLISH EQUIVALENT __________________________________ ____________________________________ You want. You want. We need. I want. It's your decision. The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want. You'll pay for this later. We need to talk. I need to complain. Sure...go ahead. I don't want you to. I'm not upset. Of course I'm upset, you moron. You're...so manly. You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not I'm on my period. overreacting! Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient. I want a new house. I want new curtains. and carpeting, and furniture... I need wedding shoes. the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. Hang the picture there. No, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise. I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? I did something today you're really not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? [Too late, your dead.] No No Maybe No Yes No I'm sorry. You'll be sorry. Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. I'M NOT YELLING! Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
The same old thing. Nothing. Nothing. Everything. Everything. My PMS is acting up. Nothing, really. It's just that you're an asshole. I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up steam