Jokes about Windows / Win95

Windows 95: n.: 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

Never get near your colleague's PC running Windows '95.
It may recognize you as an unknown device.

(I'm up to two jokes now... but please send more!)