|Picard:||Sigma Indri, that's the star,|
So, Data, please, how far? How far?
|Data:||Our ship can get there very fast|
But still the trip will last and last
We'll have two days til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?
|Picard:||LaForge, please give us factor nine.|
|LaForge:||But, sir, the engines are offline!|
|Picard:||Offline! But why? I want to go!|
Please make it so, please make it so!
|Riker:||But sir, if Geordi says we can't,|
We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't,
The danger here is far too great!
|Picard:||But surely we must not be late!|
|Troi:||I'm sensing anger and great ire.|
|Computer:||Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire!|
|Picard:||The ship's on fire? How could this be?|
Who lit the fire?
|Picard:||Computer, how long til we die?|
|Computer:||Eight minutes left to say goodbye.|
|Data:||May I suggest a course to take?|
We could, I think, quite safely make
Extinguishers from tractor beams
And stop the fire, or so it seems...
|Geordi:||Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day!|
Again I say, Hurray! Hurray!
|Picard:||Mr. Data, thank you much.|
You've saved our lives, our ship, and such.
|Troi:||We still must save the Indran planet --|
|Data:||Which (by the way) is made of granite...|
|Picard:||Enough, you android. Please desist.|
We understand -- we get your gist.
But can we get our ship to go?
Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so.
|Geordi:||There's sabotage among the wires|
And that's what started all the fires.
|Riker:||We have a saboteur? Oh, no!|
We need to go! We need to go!
|Troi:||We must seek out the traitor spy|
And lock him up and ask him why?
|Worf:||Ask him why? How sentimental.|
I say give him problems dental.
|Troi:||Are any Romulan ships around?|
Have scanners said that they've been found?
Or is it Borg or some new threat
We haven't even heard of yet?
I sense no malice in this crew.
Now what are we supposed to do?
|Crusher:||Captain, please, the Indrans need us.|
They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!"
I can't just sit and let them die!
A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try!
|Picard:||Doctor, please, we'll get there soon.|
|Crusher:||They may be dead by Tuesday noon.|
|*COMMERCIAL BREAK, COMMERCIAL BREAK|
HOW LONG WILL THESE DUMB ADS TAKE?*
|Worf:||The saboteur is in the brig.|
He's very strong and very big.
I had my phaser set on stun --
A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one!
He would not budge, he would not fall,
He would not stun, no, not at all!
He changed into a stranger form
All soft and purple, round and warm.
|Picard:||Did you see this, Mr. Worf?|
Did you see this creature morph?
|Worf:||I did and then I beat him fairly.|
Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely.
|Riker:||My commendations, Klingon friend!|
Our troubles now are at an end!
|Crusher:||Now let's get our ship to fly|
And orbit yonder Indran sky!
|Picard:||LaForge, please tell me we can go...?|
|Geordi:||Yes, sir, we can.|
|Picard:||Then make it so!|