| "Hard drive" |
Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and
pulling a trailer load of fertilizer. |
| "Keyboard" |
Place to hang your truck keys. |
| "Window" |
Place in the truck to hang your guns or what happens
when you pick all the Lottery numbers. |
| "Floppy" |
When you run out of Polygrip. |
| "Modem" |
How you got rid of your dandelions. |
| "ROM" |
Delicious when you mix it with coca cola. |
| "Byte" |
First word in a kiss-off phrase. |
| "Reboot" |
What you do when the first pair gets covered with
barnyard stuff. |
| "Network" |
Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line. |
| "Mouse" |
Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to
get a free case. |
| "LAN" |
To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck." |
| "Cursor"
| What some guys do when they are mad at their wife
and/or girlfriend. |
| "bit" |
A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon
seed across the porch longways." |
| "digital control" |
What yore fingers do on the TV remote. |
| "packet" |
What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip. |
