Q: What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?
A: The lipstick.
A rude young man slapped a woman's bottom in a busy street. As she turned
around, he grinned broadly. "Ooops, sorry about that," he laughed, "I thought
you were my mother."
"Impossible," she replied, "I'm married."
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