The Official Moron Test

This is the "Official Moron Test." It's based upon typical graduation requirements at "The University of Hard Knocks." It separates the dumb people from the really dumb people.

Answer the following 13 questions, then press the submit button. This will tell you exactly where you rate on the "Official Moron Test."

  1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No?

  2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

  3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

  4. How many outs are there in an inning?

  5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Yes or No?

  6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?

  7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?

  8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

  9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?

  10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?

  11. A butcher in the market is 5'-10" tall. What does he weigh?

  12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

  13. What was the President's name in 1960?