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Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link

Holland Sentinal, date unknown.
Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us

The New York Times, November 22
Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut

The Los Angeles Times, November 2
Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find

Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30
'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories

The Hartford Courant, November 18
Alcohol ads promote drinking

The Baltimore Sun, October 22
Malls try to attract shoppers

The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts
Official: Only rain will cure drought

The Sunday Oregonian, September 24
Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men

Newsday, July 11
Low Wages Said Key to Poverty

The Miami Herald, July 3
Man shoots neighbor with machete

The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30
Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes

The New York Times, March 10
Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows

The Los Angeles Times, March 2
Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies

The Oregonian, January 28
Scientists see quakes in L.A. future

The Buffalo News, February 26
Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning

Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26
Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold

Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25
Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer

Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8
Economist uses theory to explain economy

Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994
Bible church's focus is the Bible

Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6
Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons

The Chicago Tribune, March 5
Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity

Journal of Commerce, April 20
Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear

The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2
Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person

The Columbus Dispatch, April 16
Lack of brains hinders research

The Los Angeles Times, June 23
Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism

Accusing some of her male colleagues of sexism, Los Angeles Councilwoman Laura Chick lashed out Thursday at City Hall as the ''most sexist good-old-boys work environment that I've ever been in.''...

The Bangkok Post, January 28
Cement Supplies seen as adequate

Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5
How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart

Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29
Fish lurk in streams