The Farmer and the Blonde

There was this blonde that was getting really tired of all the blonde jokes that were being told so she decided to dye here hair red. She was so happy with the results of her new hair color that she decided to rent a convertible and take a drive. She packed a lunch and drove out to the country with her red hair flying in the wind. She found a beautiful meadow to have a picnic.

She was admiring the scenery and enjoying her lunch when the owner of the land came walking up. They talked for a while and the she asked him if the sheep standing on the hill were his and he said that they were. She then asked the man, "If I can guess how many sheep you have can I have one of them." He agreed to her request, thinking that there was no way that she would guess the exact number of sheep he had. She stood up and glanced at all the sheep and said that her guess was 154. The man was stunned. She was exactly right so he told her to go and pick out the one that she wanted.

When she came back carrying the animal, she had a huge smile on her face. The farmer then ask the girl, "If I can guess your natural hair color can I have my dog back?"