1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everthing inside them is in alphabetical order."
3rd surgeon says: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside THEM is color coded."
4th intercedes: "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchaneable."
To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation while sipping from a bottle of JACK DANIELS (as all surgeons do between operations),says:
" I like engineers.... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."