BLOCKING: Talking endlessly to the pastor at the church door and keeping everyone else from exiting. DRAFT CHOICE: The decision to sit close to an airconditioning vent. END ZONE: The pews. EXTRA POINT: What you receive when you tell the preacher his sermon was too short. ILLEGAL MOTION: Leaving before the benediction. INTERFERENCE: Talking during the organ prelude. TWO-MINUTE WARNING: The pastor's wife looking at her watch in full view of the pastor. QUARTERBACK SNEAK: Sunday School teachers entering the building five minutes after classes began.