A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.
"Mind if I have a few," he asks.
"No not at all," the woman replied.
They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.
"I'm totally sorry for eating all your peanuts,I really just meant to eat a few."
"Oh thats all right," the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."
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