27 GOOD REASONS WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
- You can enjoy a beer all month long.
- Beer stains wash out.
- You don't have to wine and dine beer.
- Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play
- When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
- Beer is never late.
- A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
- Hangovers go away.
- Beer labels come off without a fight.
- When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
- Beer never has a headache.
- After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
- A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another
beer on your breath.
- If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
- A beer always goes down easy.
- You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
- You can share a beer with your friends.