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These jokes/stories are collections that I have obtained from friends
over the years. In many cases I don't know the author or even the source
of where they came from, so don't ask! You'll find that many probably
aren't humerous, but too bad... I have a sick sense of humor, so you
can suffer. I at least rated these jokes by the color of the dot that
they have received. Now, are you ready for:
= Not So Good
= Only If You're Bored
Tests, Studies, and Occupations
Three Engineers vs. Three Mathematicians
Math High School Proficiency Exam
Tough College Entrance Exam Questions
What the Professor Really Means
A Doctor, a Lawyer, and an Engineer...
The Bricklayer's Report
Engineers are Important, Too!
Stupid Criminals Hall of Shame
More Stupid Headlines
You May Be an Engineer if...
What if Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?
Washington Post: Silly Contest
The Engineer in Hell
Cool Corporate Lingo
Dilbert's Laws of Work
5 surgeons taking a coffee break...
Jeff Foxworthy's Quiz for Engineers
The Farmer and the Blonde
Man's 25 Rules for Women
Politically Correct Version of Little Red Riding Hood
Revision Of Snow White
If I Had Two Cows
Hilary's a What?
The Democratic Puppies
Bill and the Magic Genie
Boys Save Clinton
Letters to Welfare
Lawyers and Politicians
How to Tell Democrats From Republicans
A Politically Correct Lawyer's Christmas
Noah and the Ark (as it would be now)
Collection of Church Announcements
A Pastor Goes Visiting
Why God Never Received Tenure
12 Reasons Why a Local Clergyman Stopped Attending Athletic Constests
Sick Computer Humor
Evolution of the System Administrator
Evloution of a Programmer
Clinton, Yeltsin, and Gates meet God
Bill Gates Visits the Afterworld
Jokes about Intel's Pentium
Watch for these Viruses
Is Windows A Virus?
Crappy AOL Disks
Five reasons computers must be female...
True Computer Support Stories
Jokes about Windows / Win95
Redneck Computer Lingo
Instructions for Microsoft's New TV Dinner Product
Other Junk (but probably funnier)
Beer and Ice Cream Diet
A Really Bad Day
Here Kitty, Kitty
Cleaner Polishes Off Patients
The Rat in the Tailpipe
Accidental Accident Reports
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide
The Bass Strings in Beethoven's Ninth
27 Good Reasons Why A Beer is Better Than a Woman
The Vampire's Tea
What Women Really Mean
The Rules Involved In A Good, Working Relationship
More Than Fifty Ways To Get Rid Of Blind Dates
Common Lies You Should Avoid
Kids Say The Darndest Things
Young Turbo Man vs. Oldman Moped
Why Stay Single
The Engineer's Song
The Diary of a Mad Digital Homeowner
If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Good Phone Lines?
Places not to Urinate
14 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
The Epic of the Baked Beans
Parrot for Dinner
A Collection of Lawyer Jokes.
These jokes were posted by Randy A. Scott, firstname.lastname@example.org