And the number one reason to buy a Pentium:
0.9999999998 - It'll probably work!
"You know what goes great with those defective Pentium chips?
Defective Pentium salsa!" (David Letterman)
Q: What's the new name for the 'Intel Inside' sticker?
A: The warning label!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research
A: A mad scientist.
Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point
A: "Life is like a box of chocolates."
At Intel, Quality Is Job 1.00002
Intel: There absolutely no chance that any customer will ever
experience the Pentium floating point bug.
Customer1: Whew, that's really good news. Thanks a 999,999.873!
Customer2: Me 1.99999546!