Father John decided to pretend to be sick to avoid giving a Sunday service, so as to play eighteen. After all, it was a lovely day, and he had served his God extraordinarily over the years. In Heaven, St. Peter saw this, and reported it to Him.

"Well, something has to be done about this," He said, "Take care of things while I'm gone." A little while later, He returns from punishing John.

"I could be wrong, Your Holiness, but I couldn't help but see that You HELPED Father John shoot THREE holes-in-one in that 20-under-par round. Begging Your pardon, but what kind of punishment is that?" asked Peter.

"Who's he going to tell?